I intended to go straight home after taking a half day leave from work yesterday. I was feeling pretty shitty and hoo boy, I looked even worse. But Shazzy The Evil kidnapped me and brought me to Little India where she put me through excruciating torture.


"ARGH, NOOOO, THREAD MY EYEBROWS ALL YOU WANT! I'LL NEVER SURRENDER!"

I am in love with Little India. I think I will marry me an Indian man because I have an incredible fetish for men with chest hair and surprisingly, I have yet to meet a Malay man with any.

I took the day off today as well but I am definitely going to work tomorrow because when I am bored, I tend to eat and not even beautifully-shaped eyebrows can stop me from moping about and feeling sorry for myself. SO HOORAY FOR WORK. It makes me feel useful even if I am only doing photocopying and filing.

My pay is coming next week, my pay is coming next week, omgomgomg, I CAN'T WAIT!


& this is in no way related to the entry but...


Never take pictures while crossing the road, kiddies, because you could get knocked over and besides, this is the kind of result you get.